He said:
- One of the problems with being ugly is that if a beautiful person sitting next to you slips away, you will be thought of.
- If you marry a girl who is a friend of ours on Facebook, you are a sister-in-law to all of us
- A woman who says I love my child more than my husband is lying because she can leave her child with the neighbors but not her husband.
- Poor countries are the ones whose national anthems are the longest because they explain all the problems they have
- When an African boy tries to talk to a girl, she realizes that they are like African presidents, each one worse than the other.
- One of the things I hate about marriage is when you have children, you are woken up in the middle of the night and told that a snake has entered the house, get up and kill it, even if you are afraid of mice.
- How do we convince the next generation that higher education is attainable while living with rich gangsters and poor academics?
- No girl chooses a six-pack over a six-pack (this time he's promoting the youth who go to the gym)
- Racism will never end as long as white cars use dark tires
- I love that a man's belt and shoes look alike, says a girl who doesn't look alike on her face and other parts of her body.
- If the girl you used to talk to and you broke up with is charging you on her mobile phone, don't be surprised, it's your fault.
- Young people don't know how to deal with different women. When our fathers have a relationship, their children will only come together for their funerals.
- Racism will never end as long as we wash the white clothes before the dark ones last.
- Racism will never end as long as people wear white for parties and weddings and black for funerals and funerals.
- Racism will never end as long as people don't pay in advance and the invoices brought to them are added to the black list, but all this will not be noticed as long as I wipe my black tail with soft and white towels.
- My dog is useless yesterday he and I were chased by a different dog
- If you see a girl in trouble, help her, she will definitely remember you the next time she has a problem
- I stopped watching African movies when I saw a woman adding poison to her husband's food before tasting it.
- Women like men who work, but when they are away from work they go after them and don't like to be shunned.
- If you want to go to your friend's wedding, don't shine because it's not your time to shine, it's someone else's.
- Beautiful women are like unripe vegetables, you wait for them to ripen while another eats them raw while adding salt.
- African parents are the only ones who tell you to "take the dishes to the kitchen" and then follow you to enjoy the kitchen.
- Africans are a nation where tall girls want tall boys, short girls want tall boys, so the question is who is left for the short boys?
- To the short girls holding their waists in the pictures I say "stop I remember the teacup with the ear".
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